This evening I learned that Estonians have a reputation among former Soviet types as being really slow. Thus, for the weekend I have two newly learned Estonian jokes to share with my peeps.

Two guys are walking down the street and they see someone standing on the corner. One guy says to the other, "Is that a Russian standing over there?" The other guy says "No, that's an Estonian running."

(rim shot)

I was watching the Matrix the other day and I paused it during the "bullet-time" sequences. It was amazing, if you look really closely at the bullets you can see that they say "Made in Estonia."

(rim shot)

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.